35. M.I.B.s do not take tea, coffee or biscuits when offered, & depart into nowhere
M.I.B.s (men in black) have been known to visit people after a U.F.O. sighting. (i.e.: close encounters of the 2nd & 3rd kind). M.I.B. manifestations, although common, are of an unknown origin. M.I.B.s may follow the target in twos or threes, in unmarked black helicopters, usually speak in foreign accents, wear black suits & hats, & drive old- fashioned vehicles with unmarked no. plates. The head of the M.I.B is considerably larger than a human head. The overall appearance is ruffled & anxious. Speech patterns are mumbled & throaty. M.I.B.s may tell U.F.O. witnesses to shut up about what they have seen, if they know what's good for them, whilst making a series of vaguely cautionary gestures & empty threats, threats which come to nothing. M.I.B.s do not take tea, coffee or biscuits when offered & depart into nowhere. |
