18. OUTBACK HOSPITALITY
c. Outback Hospitality On The Road From Wilcannia To Broken Hill
come in and say g'day, at everybody's favourite accessible outback drinking hole and fuel stop,
NOTICE:
water here is a rare and expensive resource, mate,
THESE TOILETS ARE NOT FREE!
To those of you who slipped through, who ignored the sign at the front door, and not being,
a. a customer; or
b. an intending customer; or
c. in the company of a customer or
intending customer; or
d. otherwise a contributor to the wealth and happiness of the owner,
HOW IS LIFE AS A BLUDGER?
john pulled out the notice from under his jumper, being a bit of a bludger,
as I pulled it out from inside my shoe, a more tricky hiding place but with that edge of paranoia,
we all laughed together, it had been worth the expensive petrol |