Don't stare at me mut
With those cunning eyes
Get away from me
Go and chase flies
I love you master
I don't wish to chase flies
I see sparkling gems
Hidden deep in your eyes
You useless beast
Your good for nothing
I'd rather a dog
Thats big and tough looking
I can't explain my love for you
Cause I wasn't born with speech
My love stretches as far as space
As far as my heart can teach
What is that your pointing at me?
It's long and shiny it couldn't be!
Master I love you
Can't you see ...
BANG!
That'll teach you mut
To obey by me ...