he stole money from my savings but/ he dressed
like a derelict but/ he's a drug addict but/ he
hates women & children but/ he snores & picks
his nose but/ he didn't take me out anywhere
but/ he blew smoke in my face but/ he got drunk
a lot but/ he went out with his mates a lot &
never came home but/ he assaulted prostitutes
but/ he played darts at the police social club
over his stomach/ but apart from that he was
a really nice guy/ he pissed in the garden but/
he was a little bit violent but/ he never cleaned
up after himself but/ he threw the dinner at
the curtains but/ he was a tight arsed git but/
he stopped during sex to fart but/ he never
cleaned his teeth & his breath stank but/ i
caught him peeping at the little girls next door
but/ he's got a criminal record but/ he's a
compulsive gambler but/ he doesn't want to
work but/ he wants to live off me but/ he calls
me names like fat slut but/ basically he is a
slob/ but apart from that he is a really nice
guy/ he never once bought me a gift but/ he
gave me a black eye & a nose bleed but/ he
put down my friends & my family but/ he
smashed my teeth in when he smashed my
television but/ told me to have a hysterectomy
so he wouldn't have to wear a condom but/ he
never listens to a word i am saying but/ he's a
freeloader & a mummy's boy but/ he's weak
& dangerous but/ he dragged me from room
to room by the hair but/ he tells me that i am
ugly/ that everything i do is a failure/ that i'm
neurotic, paranoid, fat, stupid, insane, over
emotional, bad, a nagging bitch/ he told me
he reads pornographic magazines whilst
sitting on the toilet/ that he likes oral sex with
children but not penetration/ but apart from
that he's a really nice guy & besides i love him
