Coral Hull: Poetry: The Secret Horses Of Peterborough: 15. Rainy Day Household Commentaries, Outback New South Wales/ d. Shooting The Bower Bird, Culling The Kangaroo

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CORAL HULL: THE SECRET HORSES OF PETERBOROUGH
15. RAINY DAY HOUSEHOLD COMMENTARIES, OUTBACK NEW SOUTH WALES

d. Shooting The Bower Bird, Culling The Kangaroo

silly questions/ silly answers shooting the bower bird:
Q. what does the bower bird do? he eats fruit,
but there's no fruit growing for two hundred mile,
A. i know, but i still shoot 'em though,

shooting the emu:
Q. what does the emu do? she eats the wheat,
but there's no wheat growing for two hundred mile,
A. i know, but i still shoot 'em though,

shooting the kangaroo:
Q. what does the kangaroo do? they pull down the windmills,
but there's no windmills for two hundred mile,
A. i know, but still you can shoot 'em though,

try our new kangaroo management plan, see how it can work for you,
i've applied for an occupiers license, so i can cull kangaroos,
cull means kill, but it's spelt wrong,
like XXXX beer, cause they can't read the word beer,

on an 'occupier's license' you must state the species affecting you
and a rough estimate of their numbers,
simply count them from the car window,
it's not necessary to write the numbers, just jot it down in X's,

roo killing is illegal without a license,
so a license is issued specifying how many roos you can cull,
it does not allow you to sell kangaroo carcasses and skins commercially,
so a license is issued allowing you to use a licensed kangaroo shooter to cull commercially,
to cull and kill your property must be situated in the commercial harvest zone,
west of the great dividing firearms range,

which is, everywhere except sydney, brisbane and melbourne,
cause there are none left to shoot there,
only on kangaroo pizza for the international tourists,
'locals won't touch it, sell 'em to the tourists, fried worms inside,'

happy killing to you mate, even if you aren't a friend, you're still a mate,

i just want to 'shoot and let lie' in the true blue aussie way,
tie a cloth tag to the corpse, both cloth and tags:
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