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PARTY TIME
Yawn ...
Sigh ...
Ho Hum ...
Drunken fools competition.
Watch me!
Laugh at my wit!
I'm looking for attention.
Hiccup!
I can swear.
I can talk the loudest.
I can drink the most.
I've beaten up more people than you.
I've had more sex.
I've got the strongest grip in a handshake.
I'm the centre of attention.
I can dance the most outrageous.
I can make the heads turn.
I'm overpowering them.
Overbearing.
People listen when I bark.
I can gain the best reaction.
Self-confidence in a can.
I can be the most humorous.
I can achieve laughs by
Picking other people's faults.
I will impress them.
I will gain the reaction.
I am the attention seeker. |