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MISSING LINKS
A broken necklace, a fragile link
Tweezers and patience, one needs to think
Nearly finished, one more to go
I've spent 2 hours with my head bent low
One little link drops on the floor
And as I reach for the bugger
Off drop some more
The colour of carpet hides them well
One more to find, BLOODY HELL!
I didn't realise I was under the bed
I've gone and cracked my bloody head
I slowly get up with a feeling of self pity
That one missing link has made me quite shitty
I should buy my jewellery from somewhere nice
And never trust Woolworth's lower price. |