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THE LAZY BOWEL
You know ...
My bowel should be on the dole
It never wants to work
Says it can't find a job
I said ... 'There's plenty of jobs to do!
It's just you don't want to do them,
... you're too lazy!'
'They don't come looking for you
... or maybe they do?'
It's been fourteen days since you last worked
You never move!
Your a pain in the arse ...
And, when you do finally decide to work
Let me know beforehand
Don't spring it on me all of a sudden
I don't like suprises
At least then, I can afford to eat
When you work overtime
I hope I can afford a washing machine ... |
