now bring in the suspect/ i suspect he is an
evil prick/ i interviewed him after the assault
sergeant/ i am the only witness/ i can pick him
out in the line-up/ i suspect he will be held
without bail/ i searched him & found in his
possession my stolen youth/ but he smiled &
said 'no comment'/ & i know you look after
your own/ but in this case can you make an
exception?/ mr wrong you are right/ i am a
police informer/ here to inform you that you
are an accessory after the fact of your abuse
& my recurring stupidity/ we'll have to wait
for fingerprints off the weapon/ but we won't
be waiting long/ since the weapon was your
personality & i bruise easily/ now bring in the
suspect mr wrong & take him in for rough
handling/ i'll look after him/ you call me a
police informer/ you are right i am/ here to
inform you of your rights/ mr wrong you were
seen in the vicinity at the scene of the crime &
by your own admission you broke my heart
after breaking the door down/ you were under
surveillance during the high speed car chase/ &
allegedly engaged in sexual assault with the
victim/ now i am the police/ anything you say
may be taken down & used against you/ i am
preparing the court briefs/ do i make myself
clear?/ now withholding evidence is a serious
offence/ make yourself comfortable/ take your
time/ would you like a coffee? a pepsi?/ take off
your sunglasses/ i will now read you your rights/
yes one phone call is acceptable
