NOISE OF TELEVISION AT MEALTIME
STOP THAT PIGEON STOP THAT PIGEON STOP THAT PIGEON NOOWWW
NAB HIM GRAB HIM WITH DICK DASTARDLY & MUTLEY THE SNIGGERING
HOUND HEH HEH HEH HEH LOST IN SPACE WITH DOCTOR SMITH
COWARDLY SNEAKY MEAN ALWAYS THREATENING TO PULL THE ROBOT'S
POWER PACK YOU BUMBLING NINNY JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS SWEET NEAT
GROOVY SONG YOU'RE INVITED COME ALONG HURRY HURRY SCOOBY
DOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU OOVEERR HEERRRE WITH SHAGGY & PENNY
& JUDY & DON & JOHN & WILL ROBERTSON & MAUREEN BY THE JUPITER
II DOOR JOHN BE CAREFUL QUARTER PAST SEVEN IN THE MORNING MISS
MARILYN'S SUPER FLYING FUN SHOW ROCKY & BULLWINKLE WATCH ME
PULL A RABBIT OUT OF A HAT AGAAINN BUTTON UP MY SLEEVES PRESTO
ROOAARRR NOW HERE'S SOMETHING WE HOPE YOU'LL REALLY LIKE
BREAKFAST WITH COCO POPS & COW'S MILK TURNED BROWN FROM THE
CHOCOLATE TWO TEASPOONS OF SUGAR WHITE TEA & VOGEL TOAST
WITH VEGEMITE BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR VEGEMITE WE ALL ADORE OUR
VEGEMITE IT PUTS A ROSE ON EVERY CHEEK MID MORNING WITH MISS
PATRICIA SO COME WITH US & GALLOP & GALLOP & GALLOP SO COME
WITH US & GALLOP TO ROMPER ROOM TODAY OUR ANIMAL FRIENDS
WILL TAKE US WILL TAKE US WILL TAKE US OUR ANIMAL FRIENDS WILL
TAKE US TO PLACES FAR AWAY BEND & STRETCH REACH FOR THE STARS
THERE GOES JUPITER HERE COMES MARS HERE'S HUMPHREY WITH PATSY
BISCO & HERE'S MY SQUIGGLE WITH LOTSA FUN FOR EVERYONE HERE'S
MR SQUIGGLE SO WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE HURRY UP HURRY UP I WANT
TO TELL MUM ABOUT MY SPELLING TEST FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW BUT
SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF COOKING DINNER & BLANKETY BLANKS & FAMILY
FEUD OR THE BRADY BUNCH OUR FAMILY WAS NOT LIKE THEM BUT OUR
DAD WAS AS FAT AS FRED FLINTSTONE & I TOOK AFTER HIM MY MOTHER
LOCKING US OUT WITH THE MILK BOTTLES WILMA WILMA A YABBA DABBA
DOOOO FLINTSTONES MEET THE FLINTSTONES THEY'RE A MODERN
STONEAGE FAMILY FROM THE SUBURB OF LIVERPOOL JABBA JAW &
GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE STRONG AS HE CAN BE
ARRHHH ARRHHH WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE DALE PUSHES BRENDON
OFF THE RAILING ON THE FRONT PORCH & BREAKS HIS ARM & ONCE BACK
FROM LIVERPOOL HOSPITAL DALE KNOCKS HIS TOOTH OUT WITH A BIG
ROCK & MUM SAYS AT LEAST IT'S NOT HIS SECOND TOOTH WHAT'S UP
DOC? OVERTURES HIT THE LIGHTS THIS IS IT TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT NO
MORE REHEARSING REHEARSING A PART WE KNOW EVERY PART BY HEART
OVERTURES NOW I'LL SING YOU A SONG A SONG OF THE SEA BIRDSEYE
FISH FINGERS QUICK & DELICIOUS TO MAKE 'EM TASTY BIRDSEYE FISH
FINGERS EAT 'EM RIGHT NOW & YOU'LL SOON SEE BIRDSEYE FISH FINGERS
IN ORANGE COLOURED BATTER & FISH WHICH TASTED LIKE CARDBOARD
DAD KNOCKS MUM DOWN & THROWS THE PLATE AT THE WALL I EAT THE
BATTER & LEAVE THE FISH ON THE PLATE WITH PEAS & CARROTS BOILED
IN SUGAR & HERE'S MR POTATO HEAD HE'S COME TO PLAY WITH YOU FOR
DESERT ICE CREAM WITH A GLASS OF MILK DRINK IT FREDDY GO ON DRINK
IT WITH TWO HEAPED TABLESPOONS OF NESTLE'S QUIK OR MILO THE ONES
ON TOP YOU CAN EAT DAD FROM THE CORNER STEAK & PEPPER &
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE SHUT UP SHUT UP THE NEWS IS ON NOW LISTEN
TO THE STORY ABOUT A MAN NAMED GARY POORLY DRESSED DETECTIVE
BARELY KEPT HIS FAMILY FED WITH GILLIGAN THE SKIPPER TOO THE
MILLIONAIRE & HIS WIFE THE MOVIE STAR & LATER MUM WATCHED
NUMBER NINETY-SIX FOR ADULTS ONLY INBETWEEN THE SHEETS JUST
BEFORE THE NIGHT STALKER I WAS PLEASED WHEN ALL THE FLATS
EXPLODED & WHEN SHE GOT DIVORCED FROM MY FATHER AFTER
WATCHING PRISONER ON THE INSIDE THE ROSES GROW THEY DON'T
MIND THE STONY GROUND AT NUMBER SIXTY-SIX ROSE STREET WHERE
WE ALL LIVE ON HOLIDAY ISLAND WITH THE HOLLY-WOOD DWARF
SUFFERIN' SUCKATASH & OOHHH WHAT HEIGHTS WE'LL HIT ON WITH
THE SHOW THIS IS IT | 
