Day One
IV. TOWN GOSSIP
8. The Bre Dentist
"Worst dentist I ever been ter.
They call 'im 'the butcher.'
Buggered all me false teeth up.
The kinda bloke that's got ter
cut half ya fucken face off.
'e ripped me teeth right out.
Be happy ter use the pliers.
Now me lips disappear into me mouth.
(Don't go out in the wind.
Stop inside for five days
& rinse 'er out with salt water.
Then go back in & get the stitches out.)
The receptionist said,
she's happy he's goin' ter Lismore.
God help all the people in Lismore." |