The Man From Snowy River Banjo Paterson Horseback Adventure is here at last!
Take in our typically Australian views from the back of a sure footed horse,
We will select a horse to suite your experience, ability & stupidity.
Ride high on the spectacular scenery, feel your horse tense beneath you,
As they catch a fleeting glance of a mob of wild brumbies,
Then it's time for you to show 'em who's boss up top!
If you cannot ride, then we'll teach you, Huge Steaks! Great Horses!
Hearty servings of meat that are guaranteed to fill the heartiest appetite.
Round up cattle, before a mouth watering morning tea in the scrub,
Includes jam on homemade damper & yellow cream fresh from a cow's tit,
Branding, marking, shoeing horses & repairing saddles & bridles, all before lunch!
See a sheep being shorn in a woolshed, & the old blacksmith, smithy, forging iron,
In the timber roof shanty, a pre-recorded information tape is neatly strapped to the manes,
Of our most willing & reliable horses, on which you can ride all day,
The horse that will carry you a hundred mile, is here to carry you a lifetime!
Muster cattle & mark calves in the afternoon, then follow the river downstream to the
Stockyard for camp oven roasts & mountain bred steaks, as tough as the mountain men
That bred them. Macrobiotics fully catered for.
Experience the thrill of a lifetime, the history of the high country by horseback,
Includes extended rides to the nostalgic cattleman's hut,
Try our tired, tried & proven mountain horses, capable of handling tough conditions,
A lack of culture & the roughest galloping ballads.
Gifted riders are given the opportunity to enjoy a brisk canter to our newly installed
Swirling rapids & cliffs, a polystyrene jumps course offers the daring another challenge,
Our horses are fit & willing & know their job, & are here to make sure your rides
Are safe & enjoyable, providing you with a suitable mount,
As you become erect in the saddle, tall & stiff in the high country,
We will tailor make the ride that's just right for your needs,
Dargo horsemen available for chilly night expeditions, b.y.o. whips & stirrups.
General Conditions: These tours involve riding on an animal's back, tethering it & treating it like a machine for your enjoyment, no responsibility or liability accepted for spinal injuries, missing fingers, vertebrae damage, chilblains, sunburn, or loss of movement & consciousness incurred by participants, as a result of cretinism & extreme ignorance. All riders ride at their own risk. We recommend full ambulance cover. All participants must be in good health, intelligence levels negotiable.
