THE PIG DIARY
2. Gourmet Pigs
A. The Weight Watcher's Songs
I. Song Of Hope
'being far too wide & too fat
i'm saying goodbye to all that
i've joined the weight watchers
believe me it's fun
& now i don't feel that i am a lone one
so i'm saying goodbye to all that
as i cut down on starches & fat
if i stay on my diet
i'll be a riot
no pig pen for me & that's that' |