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THE LOST DOGS
3. Sonic Humane Dog & Child Silencer
Hey! ever come across a child or dog that proves to be a little nuisance?
The persistent barking that drives your neighbours to distraction?
Or the nagging questions about snacks, toys & homework?
Now train the little pets the easy way,
With the new hygienic Sonic Humane Dog & Child Silencer.
Sometimes it takes more that a simple 'no' to stop bad behaviour,
& that's where the pocket sized Sonic Humane Silencer comes in,
Simply place the device around the necks of dogs & children,
Where it will be activated by each bark or word, & just watch 'em shut up!
You'll be suprised how quickly & efficiently bad behaviour, can be eradicated.
Keep away from pregnant mothers, otherwise completely harmless.
Side effects are minimal, licking of the nose, chasing their own tails,
Rage & fits of madness may be encountered in dogs.
In small children, grades may drop slightly & if the tormented gaze
& dizzy spells persist, see our representative.
This anti-noise apparatus is the only real solution to a bark & baby-talk free world,
& may save a child from being tampered with or bashed up,
Or a dog from being abandoned or destroyed:
The new Sonic Humane Dog & Child Silencer is indeed a miracle device,
Try it on the dogs & kids today!
It can be mummy & daddy's little secret, no one need ever know,
Just hit 'em where it hurts, non-lethal, non-violent, non-toxic to the animal
& to the child who behaves like one. |
